Porter: thoughts

That guy is SO NOT unconscious!

Porter: Jokes...

Porter:  Why did the the bath cross the road?
Grandma: I don't know... Why?
Porter: myanna, explain.


Porter:  Why did the pool jump in the other pool?
Grandma:  'cause it was tired of people jumping in it?
Porter:  ... Yep.

Porter: Thinking

Great-Gma Wessel:  "I think..."

Dane:  "Uh oh, careful about thinking. It'll hurt."

Porter (with a smile):  "Daddy, I'm thinking!  It doesn't hurt."

Porter: Everything Bald

Porter had his head shaved for dressing up as the AVATAR.

Then he noticed how everything is bald.

Porter at the breakfast table with his biscuits and peaches...

He stabs his peach holds it up and says:

"This is the sun... going bald."

Debany: Persistance

Debany playing with her siblings.

Debany:  "Catch me when I fall back."

Debany after she isn't caught:  "Oh oh, let's try that again."

Myanna: Occasional Generosity

Myanna:  Who wants the last olive?

Mom:  You.

Myanna:  No, it's Dad's.

(She walks away... then turns around and comes back.)

Myanna:  Okay, I'll eat it -- cause you told me to.

Porter: tickets and flies

Porter:  I'll put this paper over our ticket cups so the flies won't get them

Mom:  But flies don't want tickets.

Porter:  I'll keep this paper on so the 'ticket flies' won't get to them.

Mom:  Ok.  Sounds good.  :)