Myanna : plans

Myanna: "Daddy, I think I saw a bug in my room..."

Dane: "Okay, you need to go to bed. If a bug shows up, you call for me..."

Myanna: "I don't like that plan..."

Porter : spicy toothpaste

I told the kids to go brush their teeth,

and for Debany to help her brother get the toothpaste on his brush...

Porter came running into the living room and said:

"Mom! I just tried the spicy toothpaste, AND IT WAS NOT GOOD!"

Porter: Nose blowed

(when I blew my nose, Porter said...)

"I don't need my nose blowed... see?

It's empty."