Porter: Glass of Water

Jenn is tucking Porter in bed...

Porter - "Mom, I need a glass of water."

Jenn - "I'll have Debany get it for you, ok?"

Porter - "Ok."

Jenn - "Debany, will you get Porter a glass of water, please?"

Debany - "Sure."

Porter - "Porter, the King."

Jenn - "Oh, excuse me.  Debany, will you please get Porter, THE KING, a glass of water?"

Debany - "Yes, Mom."

Debany brings Porter a glass of water...

Porter - "Bow to me."

Dane - "I must go pay homage to the king."

Myanna: shirts and socks

So, last night I put the girls hair in sock curls.

This morning, I heard Myanna say, 

"It's hard to put my shirt on with all these socks on my head."

I had to think about that.  That's not something I hear very often.

he he he

Porter: Torture and Fences

Kids:  "Can we go to Mia's?  She invited us in her backyard."
Dane:  "Okay.  When I need to come and torture you I'll know where to go."
Porter:  "Yessss."  (We're thinking, "Oh? He must like being tortured...")
Porter:  "You won't find us!  You can't find us because there's a FENCE!"

Debany : spots

We were playing 'hide and find the cookies' for Family Home Evening...

(the crocheted cookies grandma made)

Dane:  "I'm suprised you found yours so fast, Jenn!"

Jenn:  "I saw spots!  And I'm good at seeing spots."

(hinting at my migraine symptoms)

Debany:  "Yeah!  Especially in my clothes..."

Porter : Work

Porter:  I have to go to work

Myanna:  No, it's your day off.

Porter: No.  Bob says I need to work.  

I need to get my work clothes on.  

Hurry, Bob's going to fire me!

Porter: Japanese

My sister was teaching us some Japanese a while back.  One of the words (which I can't remember what it means off hand - but it's not bad, promise) is DOITASHIMASTE.  My sister said that the easiest way to remember it was to say "No Touchy Mustache".

Dane was writing his name on his plastic water cup.  And the words "NO TOUCHY!" to be cute and keep little (and big) fingers off of it.

So Porter blurts out----
Porter: "NO TOUCHY MUSTACHE!!!"

Porter: Bad Guys

Porter:  "Mom!  Come see what I made!  It's a TRAP!"
Mom: "Show me!"
Porter: "See Mom!"
*** The kids dug a hole in the dirt, added water, and made a soupy/muddy mess.***
Porter:  "The bad guys are going to step here and say, "OH, MAN!  These are my BEST SHOES!!!"

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Next morning, Porter is walking around kind of sad.
Gpa:  "Why are you so sad?"
Porter:  "The bad guy got away..."

You've gotta love that little guy! :)