Sunday, November 10, 2013

Porter: Where's Myanna?

Porter is wandering around the house asking, "Where's Myanna?"
He comes into the laundry room and sees me.  I happened to be wearing my 'Sound of Music' shirt.
He Says:
"No Myanna in here.  Just the Sound of Music."

Monday, October 28, 2013

Debany: Fly Friends

Gma Debi:  I killed those flies in my bedroom, 
in the hall, in the kitchen, in the living room...

oh, and in the bathroom.

Debany:  *gasp*  Not those!
I talk to those when I'm in there.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Porter: thoughts

That guy is SO NOT unconscious!

Porter: Jokes...

Porter:  Why did the the bath cross the road?
Grandma: I don't know... Why?
Porter: myanna, explain.


Porter:  Why did the pool jump in the other pool?
Grandma:  'cause it was tired of people jumping in it?
Porter:  ... Yep.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Porter: Thinking

Great-Gma Wessel:  "I think..."
Dane:  "Uh oh, careful about thinking. It'll hurt."
Porter (with a smile):  "Daddy, I'm thinking!  It doesn't hurt."

Porter: Everything Bald

Porter had his head shaved for dressing up as the AVATAR.
Then he noticed how everything is bald.
Porter at the breakfast table with his biscuits and peaches...
He stabs his peach holds it up and says:
"This is the sun... going bald."

Debany: Persistance

Debany playing with her siblings.

Debany:  "Catch me when I fall back."
Debany after she isn't caught:  "Oh oh, let's try that again."